this is only carrot
but this carrot hurts
deep
he carries on growing
all curly topped
and smiles at you when you pick him
you can’t see it
but trust me
this carrot is in pain
Category Archives: comedy
I Like Your Trousers
I like your trousers
On my bedroom floor
And a mug of earl grey
Who could ask for more?
And I forgot
What we were fighting for
When you left your jumper
On my bedroom floor
And I was watching this movie
But now it’s such a bore
Because you’ve left your boxers
On my bedroom floor
And I’ll stop writing
If you lock the door
I like your trousers
On my bedroom floor
redraft from 4/9/11
