The Agony Carrot

this is only carrot
but this carrot hurts
deep

he carries on growing
all curly topped
and smiles at you when you pick him

you can’t see it
but trust me
this carrot is in pain

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I Like Your Trousers

I like your trousers

On my bedroom floor

And a mug of earl grey

Who could ask for more?

 

And I forgot

What we were fighting for

When you left your jumper

On my bedroom floor

 

And I was watching this movie

But now it’s such a bore

Because you’ve left your boxers

On my bedroom floor

 

And I’ll stop writing

If you lock the door

I like your trousers

On my bedroom floor

 

 

redraft from 4/9/11